Jul 29th, 2014

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

(via idislikehitler)

Jul 29th, 2014
me: I'm so cute
me 15 mins later: I hate myself
Jul 29th, 2014

lovesolitudes:

i actually feed on intelligence

i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things

about music, films, religion, beliefs, history

i love listening to peoples opinions 

i love big words

i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge

(via idislikehitler)

Jul 29th, 2014
sunflower-mama:

This is the definition of our existence right now and it feels fucking AMAZING
Jul 29th, 2014
sweet-bitsy:

hiccupartist:

who is she

Miss America
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dreamingofdoctorwho:

DO YOU EVER MISS PEOPLE THAT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

LIKE “WOW THAT PUNK GUY WHO STOOD IN FRONT OF ME IN THE LINE FOR THAT TOUR AND WE SHARED A LAUGH, MAN THAT GUY WAS COOL I MISS HIM”

LIKE WHAT

IS THAT JUST ME OR DO OTHER PEOPLE DO THAT TOO

(via everybitalady)

Jul 29th, 2014
thedogist:

Pashmak, Pomeranian, English Bay Beach, Vancouver, BC • “Pashmak means ‘cotton candy’ in Farsi”
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Jul 27th, 2014

whatnycusedtobe:

once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’ 

then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’ 

(Source: captainlinetti, via joshpeck)

Jul 27th, 2014
do-not-touch-my-food:

Oreo Ice Cream
Jul 27th, 2014