guys are so full of shit “i’ll fuck you til you scream” yeah right you’ll finish in 3 minutes then roll over and sleep while i lie there trying to figure out when exactly you stuck it in
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on